stretching your penis (1 Viewer)

[richnrg]

nearly:
"And their brand-new advent calendar offering is bound to go down a storm with those Coventry shoppers who hope to stretch the pennis further this December."

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/whats-on/whats-on-news/aldi-advent-calendar-rivals-harrods-12140051

 

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[Philosorapter]

I think that might be the wish of a few people this Christmas.

 

[Otis]

I think that might be the wish of a few people this Christmas.

Yeah, especially my next door neighbour, Hazel.

 

[duffer]

I used to try this regularly, until my dad told me I'd go blind.

I asked if I could just do it until I needed glasses.

 

[Otis]

I used to try this regularly, until my dad told me I'd go blind.

I asked if I could just do it until I needed glasses.

I think it's about time I took my profile picture down isn't it.

 

[skybluedan]

I've got a special card for my fellow sbt bredren this year
I mean is it too early now? As its already ready like