Register To Replyhughescov (07-02-2012)
I met this girl and decided to take her home and meet the folks.......
me dad whispered to me where the fuck did you meet that thing she,s crossed eyed,got a big fat arse,and no teeth?
I said no need to whisper dad she,s deaf.......................................
hughescov (07-02-2012)
my wife is leaving me for getting erections in the most inappropiate places..................
the last one was in her sisters arse............................
andrew.roberts (10-02-2012)
Finally my coffee has arrived, despite not being what I ordered.
Still... better latte than never.
skybluedan (07-02-2012)
Houston we have a problem.
Ouch is that too soon ?!Originally Posted by La_Lucha
30 years on from the Falklands War and Simon Weston doesn't look a day older
What's pink and lies on the doormat ?
Whitney Houston's Valentine card.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow it's mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
Bianca's distraut. First Pat, then Ricky sods off and now Whitney, whatever next for the poor girl.
formerly Heywood Jablomey on GMK
Albinos.
You can't get fairer than that.
I put ham and pineapple into a bap today.
Because that's Hawaii roll.
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