It's ironic that Reading Festival would be fucked if they booked none of the bands...
...whereas a reading festival would be fucked if they banned all the books.
Feed him to the pigs Errol..........
A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years.He has recently married a local girl who can wash up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot while sucking his cock and she opens a beer with her arse.
Shes called a swiss army wife.
Feed him to the pigs Errol..........
2 policewoman are sitting in their patrol car with their German Shepherd
one says to the other Gosh I'm Cold and I left my knickers back at the station
The other says I know let the Dog sniff your $%&*** to get the scent and send him in the Station to get them for you.....
She doe's this the Dog Comes back 10 minutes later with A Trunchon A Broomhandle and 2 of The Sargents Fingers.......
I Believe in Dragons, Good men and other Fantasy Creatures
dutchman (02-07-2011)
Threw a housewarming party last night.
The radiators were steaming.
I was walking into my local pub, when I suddenly realised it was darts night.
So I did a 180, and left.
Spil op Sky Blå
So, X-rated websites have been given the approval to have the XXX domain name?
Surely this is going to confuse the Americans when they are shopping for clothes online.
What's funnier than a female comedian?
Everything.
Yes, Stuart Francis and wants his one liners backOriginally Posted by SuperFred
i'll stop now
How did I get out of Iraq?
Iran.
Me and my mate were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography.
Unfortunately, my mothersaurus....
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