Register To Replyhow do you turn a fox into a elephant .......marry it
the other day i brought some sensible walking boots and a little rucksack and went to the lake district,walked for about 5 miles then sat on a wall and had a flask of coffee,then walked for another 5 miles and stopped and had a biscuit and then I.....sorry im rambling
Last edited by skybluedan; 07-09-2010 at 12:14 AM.
how do you turn a fox into a elephant .......marry it
Just a little too true to be funny!!Originally Posted by skybluedan
[FONT=Verdana]I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
[FONT=Verdana]Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A boy goes up to his mother and asks "where do babys come from". The mother replies " the stork". the boy asks " then who fucks the stork?"
A woman was always complaining about not having small boobs until eventually her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger.
"Just rub a piece of tissue between them once or twice a day," he said. "they will start to grow almost immediately and in a few years you'll have huge boobs."
"Dont be so silly, dear," she replied. "Why one earth would tissue make my boobs bigger?"
"I have no idea why, but it certainly worked on your arse."
why is the space between womens breasts and her hips called a waist?
because you could of easily fitted another pair of tits in there
Where did the bad jokes go? The last 2 were pretty good
Stop the Clocks and turn the world around
Will post a few when it quietans down at workWhere did the bad jokes go? The last 2 were pretty good
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