A friend of mine married an East European and was complaining his unhappiness with the speed she did the housework. I replied ' well you did marry a Slovak! '![]()
A woman goes to a gynaecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, "So, have you ever had a check up here before?" She replies, "No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian."![]()
A friend of mine married an East European and was complaining his unhappiness with the speed she did the housework. I replied ' well you did marry a Slovak! '![]()
What do you call a woman with two dicks?
N-Dubz![]()
Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers...
I see Birmingham is getting ready for the Olympics. The town centre is full of people wandering around in tracksuits, taking drugs and struggling to speak English....![]()
If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, is Robbie Williams still a twat?
Time for gratuitous shot of woman shaving her beaver.......
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today i brought some sausages from sainsburys they had a picture of jaime oliver on them and on the back it says prick with a fork,thought cant argue with that
Great stuff matey... Thank You!![]()