Register To ReplyThere are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
A teacher at a school for obese children has been sacked for taking cocaine. He was given away by his massive pupils. :-))
The Tories are to invest in a revolutionary Spaghetti delivery service to show their support for the first pasta post system.
I wouldn't touch the imperial measuring system with a 3.048m barge pole...
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything...
A man was found hanging in a hotel room wearing a Villa shirt, high-heels and fishnet stockings, and there was a large dildo inserted in his arse. Police have removed the Villa shirt to save his family any embarrassment...
An insecure friend of mine said the other day, "everyone hates me!"
"Don't be daft," I reassured him. "Everyone hasn't met you yet..."
People who live in glass houses shouldn't wank with the lights on...
I've just seen that Suggs bloke on telly having a go at all those people who have a go at people wearing turbans. It's Madness gone politically correct!
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