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A man goes into a fish and chip shop with a salmon under his arm. He asks 'Do you sell fish cakes here?'
'No' was the reply. 'Shame, it's his birthday.'
My current bad joke, have you got any that are worse???
If a man talks in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Sorry I'll stop......for now!!
Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus." The bartender, a little confused, says, don't you mean a martini?" Caesar replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
ok so I lied!!
Keep them going you made my day...
David Icke DVDs use special Region Codes which make them only playable in the homes of insane people
Rick Astley has just been round, wanting to borrow my Pixar collection. I said, "I can give you Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc & Cars, but I'm never going to give you Up". lol
I have animal magnetism.......When I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
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