Register To ReplyTook me a while but weren't too bad
Rubbish(?!) joke I heard on Radio 2...
...but it tickled me, so I thought I'd share it...
Went something along the lines of...
"What do you say to a bear to make it eat cheese?"
I dunno, what DO you say to a bear to make it eat cheese?!
(said in a Cockney accent) "Come on, bear!"
BURRRR-DUM TISSSSSH!
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Took me a while but weren't too bad
Feed him to the pigs Errol..........
I told my manager at work today...but then had to explain it...so I guess it's not THAT funny! I still like it though!
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I Don't get That. Is Bear ''Beer in a Cockney Accent''?
I Believe in Dragons, Good men and other Fantasy Creatures
The "come on" part is best said in a cockney accent, so it sounds like the cheese - camambert (but it's pronounced "cammon bear" lol)
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I STILL don't get it
I Believe in Dragons, Good men and other Fantasy Creatures
A jamaican friend of mind placed an empty guiness tin between two slices of bread. Puzzled, I asked him what he was doing. He said "I'm having a beer can sandwich!"
(said in a jamaican accent!)
(If you don't get this, think of a couple of rashers in a sarny!!)
Spil op Sky Blå
seen a bloke on a tractor shouting that the world is gonna end
told me mate who said dont worry he,s always doing that.....
its just farmer geddon
I'm pleased to say the service is excellent on The Eurostar, because I've heard its murder on The Orient Express.
B' Boom Tish
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow it's mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
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