Transfer Rumour Jamie Patterson (2 Viewers)

fernandopartridge

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Is it that we're unsure that Patison turning up acting pissed for his medical was just a wind up on Patisson's part

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that Greggs saying Patterson turning up pissed was a wind up on Gregg's part?

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that Pattason did turn up pissed to his medical but that he and @Saddlebrains were not at the Spon Gate but instead down the Old Ball?
 
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Happy_Martian

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Unsure if this is a wind up.

It’s a bad state of affairs.

If it's a post from Greggs, how can it not be ? :ROFLMAO: If he posted that the sky was blue and grass was green, I'd still want to go outside to check :rolleyes: :D
 
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No Paterson in the Swansea line up tonight. Andy Turner reported, he see him staggering out of the Wheatsheaf a while ago. (Must be true)

It’s untrue he has just been seen in Miller and Carter, apparently he is paved with gold.
 
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It’s untrue he has just been seen in Miller and Carter, apparently he is paved with gold.
Went there last week, bill was £95 quid, disgusting service - kids running around - and the food was average. Never again! Ended up fuming and fell out with the Mrs.
Tonight I got 2 lumps of Aberdeen Angus Rump steak from Aldi, with a bottle or red and a camembert wheel for about 12 quid, fucking delicious and the Mrs got 3 minutes of aggressive foreplay. Long story short, Miller and Carter is shit x
 

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Went there last week, bill was £95 quid, disgusting service - kids running around - and the food was average. Never again! Ended up fuming and fell out with the Mrs.
Tonight I got 2 lumps of Aberdeen Angus Rump steak from Aldi, with a bottle or red and a camembert wheel for about 12 quid, fucking delicious and the Mrs got 3 minutes of aggressive foreplay. Long story short, Miller and Carter is shit x

Your Mrs told me Miller and Carter are a lot better than you - especially at fore play. I asked her if she liked having your rump steak and she replied "its rare."
 

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Interesting article here. Sounds like he's a good player but could have an attitude problem ?
 

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Interesting article here. Sounds like he's a good player but could have an attitude problem ?

So would you if all you ever wanted was to play for your hometown club and yet the fans were still bitching that you might cost 250k 😊
 

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Interesting article here. Sounds like he's a good player but could have an attitude problem ?
I’ve read that about him which is why I wondered if he did do a stupid and come to Cov, meet his mates, quick pint which turned into shots, turn up to medical, alcohol showing up in tests, “sorry son not happening - let’s say no more - back to Wales for you” - Andy Turner rings for update “Not happening”.

I know Greggs is as mad as the ring road but maybe - you know - stopped clock tells right time twice a day and all that.

This forum. FFS.
 

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I’ve read that about him which is why I wondered if he did do a stupid and come to Cov, meet his mates, quick pint which turned into shots, turn up to medical, alcohol showing up in tests, “sorry son not happening - let’s say no more - back to Wales for you” - Andy Turner rings for update “Not happening”.

I know Greggs is as mad as the ring road but maybe - you know - stopped clock tells right time twice a day and all that.

This forum. FFS.
Wow, just wow.
 

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Jamie Paterson What GIF by Bristol City FC
 

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I’ve read that about him which is why I wondered if he did do a stupid and come to Cov, meet his mates, quick pint which turned into shots, turn up to medical, alcohol showing up in tests, “sorry son not happening - let’s say no more - back to Wales for you” - Andy Turner rings for update “Not happening”.

I know Greggs is as mad as the ring road but maybe - you know - stopped clock tells right time twice a day and all that.

This forum. FFS.
Serious Jamie Paterson GIF by Bristol City FC
 

JimmyHillsbeard

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I’ve read that about him which is why I wondered if he did do a stupid and come to Cov, meet his mates, quick pint which turned into shots, turn up to medical, alcohol showing up in tests, “sorry son not happening - let’s say no more - back to Wales for you” - Andy Turner rings for update “Not happening”.

I know Greggs is as mad as the ring road but maybe - you know - stopped clock tells right time twice a day and all that.

This forum. FFS.

😮

You’ve noticed he tried to engineer a move/maximise his earning potential last January and have extrapolated from that an entire fantasy about him going on the lash with Cov mates, failing a medical and the club briefing Andy Turner to say we were never interested and yet it’s this forum that is at fault for not indulging your thought experiment?

Huge. If true.
 

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I’ve read that about him which is why I wondered if he did do a stupid and come to Cov, meet his mates, quick pint which turned into shots, turn up to medical, alcohol showing up in tests, “sorry son not happening - let’s say no more - back to Wales for you” - Andy Turner rings for update “Not happening”.

I know Greggs is as mad as the ring road but maybe - you know - stopped clock tells right time twice a day and all that.

This forum. FFS.
Are you on crack?
 

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Id be happy for us to pass on this one he has had multiple chances to come to us and not once has took that up. Better, younger players out there wanting a chance to prove themselves. He has a year left in a current deal that i suppose is decent which he is entitled to sit on

Id leave this one well alone .
 

JimmyHillsbeard

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Id be happy for us to pass on this one he has had multiple chances to come to us and not once has took that up. Better, younger players out there wanting a chance to prove themselves. He has a year left in a current deal that i suppose is decent which he is entitled to sit on

Id leave this one well alone .

I suppose one is a multiple.
 

JimmyHillsbeard

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No multiple means he has been contacted more than once. And he has but its up to u what u believe or know.

Bigger point is id move on and not waste time no sentiment in this business.

It was widely reported that we were after him when he left Bristol City but eventually chose Swansea. Strangely Robins denied this in the press conference ahead of the Swansea game at the CBS last month but did acknowledge that he tried to buy him when he was manager at Huddersfield.

I’m absolutely not in the know but if you could tell me when he had other opportunities to join us I’m all ears.

You’re right about the bigger point - but it is moot. If the club don’t want him he doesn’t come. We surely need someone however and I haven’t heard a single realistic option mentioned here.
 
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