The most embarrasing thing you've Ever Said..

[Bunnykins]

Right, Years ago I was Working in a pub in Crewe, And the Stella Lager was on one a pump with The Big Porcelain Handles.

A Guy Came in and asked for a pint of Stella and I Could'nt pull The Handle Down on The pump I tried and tried and it would'nt move, So I Called The Landlord over in a loudish Voice as it was quite noisy I Shouted........

''Ian Come and Do this for me, The longer I pull it the harder it gets''

The Guy Looked at me and Cooly Answered ......

'If you pulled mine that long Love it'd get hard :oops:

Ever Wished The Ground would Swallow you up? :rolleyes:

[tehspecialone]

I've said millions of stupid things, hard to think of the single most embarrassing one.

There was one time(playing football), when I was trying to argue, that a shot, which went wide, and then over the goalpost (we were using jumpers), went in. That ended up being quite embarrassing when everyone figured out that I was wrong...


And then there was an occasion in which I accidentally slipped out a lol in a conversaton. :(

[Bunnykins]

:D:D:D
Oh Gosh, I've just thought of another, We were playing pool one night it was getting Quite late and there was a few people waiting for a game. A Guy put his money in the Table and just stood talking to his mate for ages, I got fed up and Shouted ............

'' Could you hurry up and get your Balls out We are waiting to play''........

The Room went Silent THEN I Realised what I'd said :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Bunnykins]

When I was Working in a Shop There was an Announcent Over The Intercom From my manager ''Julie Can I have you on the Shop floor please'' :eek::eek:

Why is it ALWAYS ME :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[im-confused]

I once took a bottle of alcohol to my friend's house, and I had to sneak it past her parents, so I put it in my pocket and put my hand over it.

When I got into my friend's room, I pulled it out, and she said "wow, that's huge! how did you manage to fit it in your trousers?!"

All I could say was "Thank you =]"

XD

[Bunnykins]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/Bonzo_album/neon274fb.gifhttp://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/Bonzo_album/neon274fb.gif Classic I'C :D:D

[skyblueosiris]

I once told my dad's French friends that he hated the French, as they had just sacked him.

I've been reminded of that every time we see them since.

[pagey89]

I once told my dad's French friends that he hated the French, as they had just sacked him.

I've been reminded of that every time we see them since.


must have been bad vibes after u said that

[tehspecialone]

Now that i've thought about it, I remember calling one of my old teachers mum accidentally in front of the whole class.... took people a while to get forget that :(

[skyblueosiris]

must have been bad vibes after u said that

I think they were more embarrassed than anything, and so was I the next day!:oops:

To be fair they've been good about it since, they saw the funny side of it. Think they knew I meant my dad didn't like the man who sacked him rather than the French overall!

but whoops nonetheless!!!

[pagey89]

im sure u were embarrassed, cant think off hand of anything ive said tbh

[skyblueprincess]

I was working in telesales and was just about to close a sale ...... My pager went off.....(message from the boyfriend) i reached down for it and started to read...... not realising i was still on the phone ...... i made a comment to the message out loud that went a little something like this ........." the bastards gone n given me thrush" .............. i could have died there n then .... and i never closed the sale ... and the boyfriend....... well last i heard he was working a door in town ... never saw him again .

[simmouk]

At school I put my hand up in the middle of assembley when the head asked "Does anyone know who's celebrating their 100th birthday today..?" - after a few jeers and shouts of "the queen" and "your mum", I calmly answered..."Barbie". And I was right, because I'd seen it on Newsround the night before.

But what the flock was I thinking?! If only I knew then what I know now etc etc!

[Nick]

How I miss mum jokes!

How many times did I call a teacher mum at school? ha

[simmouk]

And I bet the kids who's mums actually worked at the school never did! Hehe.