Golden rules on surviving to the end of the film

Bunnykins · 12-09-2008

Just what are those golden rules we should all stick to if we want to survive to the end of the horror film ? ........ lets kick off with

1. when the lights fuse during a storm, don't go in the cellar alone

2. ensure you always have enough petrol i the car

3.Dont be the stupid screaming girlies

4.Dont buy that creepy, lonely house in the middle of nowhere with the creepy servants

5.Dont annoy the butler and tip him generously

6.its always behind you so just run and don't look back. Also another point there, just a small suggestion - dont fall over!

7.Never have a sex, bonkers always get killed. I think the murderer is jealous.

8.And never breathe a big sigh of relief thinking no one saw you

what else should you do ????

City Nut · 12-09-2008

they r films. most arent true!

i just go sleep!

tehspecialone · 12-09-2008

Never say i'll be right back. The people who say that always die...

im-confused · 13-09-2008

Never be the cocky one who thinks they'll never get killed. they always die eventually.

Also never get killed... I think that one is straight forward enough!