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An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
A Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "What's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The octopus says, "Play it? I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!".
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